[Wiffle Bat]

(yeah, uh uh) (yo.... yo.....)
(dont be dissin tha hamsta from alabama)
(all you haytaz be haytn') (mah rezpekt iz abatin')

onos its safy from the back alley
are you a big fanny from cali?
Do you like lowriders and hoes?
Seeing the only job you're good at is blow
you try to rap, but your teeth have gaps
fix 'em up mac, before you give chicks a heart attack

I saw you once on da sidewalk
Gettin' dimes for spittin' rhymes
Spinnin' your head on the tarmac
doing a breakdance for some cash
I said to mommy: lookie da man go!
Mommy said: now now, don't stare at the hobo