[Ivan Raged]

The day I went apeshit

My_(noun) was so huge _(date) that I _(verb) it out and _(verb) at the school children they all were_(adjective) and started to_(verb).
I_(verb) to town where everybody_(verb past tense) at my_(body part). I_(verb) a rift in the _(noun)-time continuum and _(verb past tense) a _(noun) of _(adjective). I tore down _(noun plaural) and broke open _(noun plural). Everyone_(verb past tense). I was so _(adjective).



filled out

My penis was so huge yesterday that I whipped it out and brandished it at the schoolchildren they all were terrified and started to scream. I moonwalked to town where everybody stared at my phallis. I shattered a rift in the Taco-time continuum and christened a boat of weasels. I tore down mole hills and broke open keggers. Everyone sharted. I was so 1337.