I'm also curious about the hired diver with the WILL YOU MARRY ME sign. Wouldn't there initially be some confusion as to who was actually asking? Does the diver get a heads-up on which warped blob outside the tank he should be aiming for when he holds up the sign?
I remember when Taco Bell had those sauce packets that said WILL YOU MARRY ME. I got kind of pissed off at those, because I imagine a lot of people had a lot of misunderstandings that way.