My mother and sister have been watching Good Morning America or something and came to the conclusion that this was the way they were going to become gorgeous beach hotties, so I went out and grabbed one for them this morning. I don't think it's going to work out so well because about 2 minutes after they stood on the thing it basically told them they were fatties and inflated their Miis to embarrassing plus sizes. On the bright side after I was done laughing I went on a relaxing jog along the mountainside with DuFresne!
