[ScruU2wice]

So yesterday I was on the bus ride back home from a math team meet and we were passing bussy woods and I was all trying to be funny in a scary story around the campfire voice:
"I've heard terrible stories about bussy woods, once three teens walked into these woods but never walked out"
Of course only a handful of people got it and started saying "yeah I hope we don't get died in these woods" than I said "Yeah I hope I don't get dyed purple, again"
So right than this very attractive girl that I kinda had a crush on says "Are you gay?" I don't understand how to respond so I fake crying.

But yeah normally I don't care when people say stupid stuff like that, but It just kinda makes me feel like I have some protruding flaw that I'm not noticing and my friends are ignoring, but It's glaring to other people.

Regardless I totally got her back by masterbating to her year book picture. In your face bitch, (all too literally)