[McClain]

Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.

WAIT A MINUTE! FartinMowler is a better mocker than me? OMG !! How prophetic! I'd take that for the gospel if I thought you had your finger on the pulse of the collective forum opinion as opposed to being in your asshole. Let me chart this down in my I-Mockery Forum Log; "Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me. I'd ask someone else who he is but I'm afraid I'd get the same response."

Seriously. Everyone knows there is no such thing as my secret post. Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.