[Grislygus]

I applied for a job at every single motherfucking business in the entire town, regularly distributed resumes and references, checked on my application status regularly, visited three job expos, applied at both our local employment agencies and carefully monitored businesses that I knew had high turnover rates.

After four months, I was only interviewed three times and finally got a job when family friends went out of their way to make room for me at their restaurant.