[Part-time Ninja]

Why did this moron think you'd care about his life. I agree - this guy could be out there right now making the blind see, the lame walk while simultaneously curing AIDS in Africa, burning cocaine fields in Colombia and kicking Barney the Purple Dinosaur in the dick for all it matters. Shit actors are shit actors, and they deserve to be disgraced. Hell, with all the wannabe actors in Hollywood out there slitting each other's throats to get ahead, I'm surprised these inept, lobotomized morons that do TV commercial work so badly haven't all been burned to death for their crimes.

Son: "Hey Daddy! Mom says you used to be an actor - did you ever do anything big?"
Dad: "Yes."
Son: "You were in a big budget movie with all kinds of glitz and glamour?"
Dad: "No."
Son: "You were in a successful, soul-stirring theatre run like Olivier?"
Dad: "Erm... no."
Son: "What then?"
Dad: "I was in a Listerine commercial once."
Son: "... I'm adopted, aren't I?"