First and foremost, I'd like to apologize for my delay in posting these secret santa pics. I got caught up in holiday travel and when I returned home I found that my family had been...infected.
After much grieving, I finally sent out for ...
A FUCKING ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!!!!!!!
There were many helpful diagrams and instructions on the outside of the kit
An official government document lay inside
Seems it was from someone very high up
Let's see what this kit contains
Hmm...training films
Excellent research material...
apparently you need to remove the head or destroy the brain
In addition to the films there is a marvelous hygiene and energy pack:
Coffee, creamer, toothbrush, toothpaste, handiwipes, soap, plastic bags, shaving cream, safe-razor, and a cup (to use as a makeshift toilet)
Not to mention an energy booster and this little gem
Simply just too wonderful for words
Hygiene is all well and good but I need some serious weaponry
That's what i'm talking about!! Superior Ballistic Fire Power!
So there you have it a complete survival kit.
Oh and there is a flashlight and battries as well...but I don't see why I'd need...
OH SHIT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!
i HEAR SOMETHING!
Alright then....GOD MODE!
I think it's coming from in here!
Nope just the shitter!
Wait....I think it's outside the door.
The back-up generators are warming up
Ready...
Aim...
The lights are back on! It's just the damn dog.
Guess I should still kill it though...just to be safe.
Thank you so so much LittleDollClaudia...this present kicked so much ass.
I sincerely apologize for posting my pics late.
thanks,
Harry Lime