Oh come on!
"Half-Park"?
Russian guards who say "Catch me later and I'll buy you a shot of Vodka"?
And what happens AFTER that? Huh? HUH!?!?!?
Let Half-life lie to rest now and come up with something new and original. instead of milking a good idea for all it's worth, corporate video game developer scum. Goddamnit.
