[jin]

I have a friend who worked at Macdonalds and he told me the secret sauce is really albino babies!

I was like NO. YOU LIE.

But then he told me how they are given up by their mothers at birth and adopted by Macdonalds, who then remove their hair and eyes and teeth and stuff and then crush them.

The juice created is then MIXED WITH HERBS LIKE ASPARAGUS and shipped off SECRET SAUCE. that is why sometimes your burger has crunchy bits.

weird huh?