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my cousin came to visit me one time and brought all of his fatty friends with him. they think that they're REALLY vampires and played dungeons and dragons all night. normally this wouldn't be a problem, but they ate all of my macaroni and cheese, doritos, chicken strips, bologna, string cheese, toaster struedels, pop tarts, chocolate milk, and so on. of course, nobody touched my fruits or my vegetables, but in a matter of hours four people managed to eat food enough to last ME two weeks.