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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
Here's what you can do to have your own happy green fun on this cute little irish holiday.

1. Sit in front of your television watching your perferred movie with irish references in it, i.e. The lepprechaun.

2. Have a couple of bottles of heineken and one bowl of frosted Lucky Charms.

3. After you are nice and tanked from both the sugar of the marhsmellows and the alcohol, make yourself your own little makeshift leprechaun outfit resembling Lucky from lucky charms as much as you can. Then make yourself your own sheileleigh. Once you have these, then run around your neighborhood swinging your sheileleigh screaming and mumbling for your neighbors to give you their lucky charms. See how many laugh at your, cooperate, or simply call the cops reporting you as a green drunk sheileleigh wielding lunatic. Who says St Patty's day can't be fun
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