[Grislygus]

Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is