[kahljorn]

i used to know this fat guy that would always do that... we'd be chatting someone up and getting friendly with them and all of a sudden his fat ass would waddle over and try to act all cool and tough and outrageous using his ugly face jokes that nobody thinks is funny and loud obnoxious laughs. Then he'd sit right next to the girls and this guy's fucking ugly and instead of acting suave or smooth he acts like a douche and then the girls leave or become uninterested.