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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
What To Do?
A Further Guide For Idiot Parents

By now, you've established that Little Johnny is indeed stupid. However, what you do not realize is that he got his genes and behaviors from you. Fortunately, you haven't the werewithal to realize the implications. Long story short, he owes you, kick his lazy ass out. He'll either learn to survive, or starve. Either way, humanity improves and you can now afford that jacuzzi you've been eyeing.
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