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Originally Posted by soundtest
I worked with an American who was in the military before. He said that on xmas his drill sgt. said, "Alright men, you've worked hard, and I know it's tough being away from your loved ones over the holidays. So Uncle Sam has a president for you. He's giving you muscles. 100 extra push-ups maggots!!!" i lol'd
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My Uncle Sam said he had a president for me, and then he pulled his pants down and his weiner was dressed as Abe Lincoln.
The detail was great, right down to the little hat made of licorice.
Only five hours back and I'm already making Fartin-esque dick jokes? Shit.
