[El Blanco]

You may have to move to New Jersey.

My first two promises:

To push laws that actually effect the common good. There is no need to pay cops for enforcing retarded vice laws when there are crimes that actually harm people happening.

To use my position to pull in premium ass. No chubby interns for me. I'll be bagging women that will make you proud to say, "He is my elected official."*




* They will all be of legal age, unmarried (as far as I'll know), and not actually work for me.