[Babs]

I remember I was going to a house show down on campus in Columbus to go see a friends band in which who I promised I would come out and see. While I was on my way down the street to go to this shit hole house, I stumble across a bum with his pants and underwear down to his ankles. This isn't abnormal, this happens on a daily basis except for the soul fact that we was on his back fingering his asshole while exclaiming at the top of his lungs "O-H...I-O!!!". There was a group of paramedics around him and some odd number of police who just had their hands over their faces trying not to laugh.