[Guitar Woman]

Smells I wish I'd never smelt include the catch tray for the water cooler at school, which didn't get cleaned out for a month and when we finally realized where the rancid, diarrhea/vomit/death reek was coming from I drew the short straw and got to dump it out.

Only time a smell's ever made me gag.

Well, maybe imitation crab, too.