[The One and Only...]

1) "Tool ta-tool tool tool."

Burbank, I've come the conclusion that the reason you pick on Vince so much is due to the parallels between the two of you. When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber: when Vince makes a reference to his penis size and your mother, you refer to tools. There is distinguishable difference between from your politics and boiling point - but once the latter is hit, there is no stopping the steam. This frustrates you, for you despise Vince. Why? Because, as I said before, he is so much like you. And when you look for a similar mind, finding Vince would make anyone angry.

Thank you, and good night.