[Grislygus]

I may or may not be a fraud, but I DO have in my hand a list of many known subversive communist agencies active in the United States, all of which MattJack is an active member*

That being said, his suggestions of "waxing it" and the "karate kid" are not without merit










*MattJack is also an active member on the mailing lists of Readers Digest, Dogfucker's Monthly, and "the TV Guide", but it is the purpose of this committee to investigate his politics, not his moral fiber