*twiddles thumbs*
Edit:
The gift arrived today! From AUSTRALIA, where I believe it is in the middle of summer and everyone bathes in Vegemite.
Lots of food! Snacky food!
For a... SON? (For a second I thought my Dad moved to Australia to avoid the law. Long story, it's not actually impossible, not on good terms)
Oh, thank the lord, it's just Zhukov being funny.
Thank you for the diabetes
And for a surprise, beyond food, was a Locust Grenadier from Gears of War!
Here he's about to torch Mr. T.
And I then took a 3D picture, but because I was lazy, I uploaded it without checking it:
And it looks (when animated) like he's ear-fucking Mr. T.
Thanks a ton, dude!