[kahljorn]

he probably made them about himself so he would feel better or to get attention. Retarded people aren't beyond shit like that, or below it.. depending on how you're looking at it.
On a side note, my girlfriend used to work with retards, taming the tards as she calls it, and there was one named Alpha and Omega. That was his literal birthname. For some reason that always made me laugh. Gods puts together puzzles and glues together macoroni houses(then eats them) with 20 other glue-eatting-gobblers.