[mburbank]

They run it at three A.M. because that's when all the fat dykes that comprise Linda Ellerbees fan base are getting hom from the bars. Seriously, if theirs anything I hate more than a creationist, it's the fucking huge fat diesel dykes. If there was intelligent design, all Lesbians would look like the fake one's Howard Stern has on instead of the real ones who look like Sam Kinison with his dick cut off! I threw in Sam Kinnison to make it TOPICAL, BITCH!