I remember when I contemplated the knife, so many years ago... it was the only way I thought I could find the answer. Yet the knife will never tell me the truth. I must discover the truth in life. That is the burden which I must carry.
Probably the best line from that, but come on, people. This is hilarious.
The whole point of this site is to laugh at people and their revelations, stances, hopes, dreams, and situations. Don't feel guilty about enjoying this thread a millionth as much as I do.