[george]

when i would make pretend with the green lion guy from my little brothers voltron set, and use him to make sweet love with the princess, my name was always GEORGE STARKE, tag line "give it up bitch!"

now when i play video games i go with Jorge Domingo. he has a terrible spanish accent, and he likes the ladies and cheap booze. and from his track record in grand theft auto, he really likes to run whores over.

but really, how can any name be tougher than:

JESUS "FUCKING" CHRIST