you people a crazy! they are the coolest first-kids ever! did but-ugly chelsea ever get down ad partay like them gals? HELL NO! she was too busy castrating her little boyfriends for not recreating her daddy's oval-office adventures with her.
people always complain that there are never any cool chicks running around the white house. true, it's a pain in the ass for their dad, but these are real live party girls, and we get to live vicariously through them. and they're hot, too. anyone who's ever been to Texas and had a pulse knows you can score some good tail there, and boy-OH-boy, now the bush twins are legal!
crazy, man. you guys just don't like the pres, fair enough, but if one of those little heffers offered you a lap-dance you wouldn't be screaming in fear, oh HELL no!
