Alright, I finally got my roommate to take some pictures of me with my gift from Immortal Goat, so here they are:
Immortal Goat got me an Answer Me Jesus, which is pretty gosh darned awesome.
However, I was a bit skeptical as to its precognitive powers, so I decided I would put this fancy pink bauble to the test.
So I asked it a question. "Jesus, will I ever find true happiness in this life?"
IT WORKS
