[Grislygus]

You crashed our party

Hell, we were sipping Merlot in the parlor just the other day when we observed that some of the nattering horde begging at the gates had slipped into the parlor with us. Fortunately, as they had been house trained and were easily cleaned and taught simple tricks, they proved to be tolerable. After all, at least the guttertrash black sheep known as Zeldasbiggestfan had been long ago tarred and feathered, and would never dream of coming back. Now, here you are, crawling in past Jeeves and getting mud all over our Persian carpets and clinging to our pantlegs like a leech, desperately trying to grasp your way back to the very thing that beat you like a cheap trailer whore