[Miss Modular]

Vice President: George Clinton
Department of Agriculture: Dave Chappelle
Department of Commerce: Ralph Nader
Department of Defense: James Brown
Department of Education: Bootsy Collins
Department of Energy: Lady Miss Kier (of Deee-lite)
Department of Health & Human Services: Ol' Dirty Bastard
Department of Homeland Security: Wesley Snipes
Department of HUD: Paul Newman
Department of the Interior: Peter Fonda
Department of Justice: Judge Wapner
Department of Labor: Barbara Ehrenrich
Department of State: Hunter S. Thompson
Department of Transportation: Kathleen Hanna
Department of the Treasury: Oprah Winfrey
Department of Veteran Affairs: R. Lee Ermey
EPA: Julia "Butterfly" Hill
Office of Management and Budget: Milton from Office Space
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Jim Breuer
U.S. Trade Rep.: George Carlin
Chief of Staff: Chris Rock