[Phil the anorak]

I'll make no apologies for being a bit cynical here and I'd also add that a few names will be associated with the band Marillion
Vice President: Me, I can't be president as I'm not american so the president will be Ian Mosley who has or had US citizenship I think.
Department of Agriculture: Farmer Giles
Department of Commerce: Lucy Jordache, (Marillion manager)
Department of Defense: Reverend Jesse Jackson
Department of Education: Miss Ballbreaker from Porkies
Department of Energy: Superman, he has lots of it
Department of Health & Human Services: Diana Ross, should be good for the anti-drink lobby
Department of Homeland Security: The little pig that built his house from bricks unlike the other 2
Department of HUD: Paul Newman??? What's HUD?
Department of the Interior: Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen (interior designer from the UK)
Department of Justice: Judge Jim Garrison
Department of Labor: Madonna
Department of State: Phileas Fogg
Department of Transportation: Burt Reynolds, (in Smokey and the bandit role)
Department of the Treasury: Wile Y Coyote. I just admire how he affords all those devices to catch the roadrunner without seeming to do any work to pay for them.
Department of Veteran Affairs: Errol Flynn
EPA: ???
Office of Management and Budget: Erik Nielsen, (the commerce king of Marilion)
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Pablo Escobar
U.S. Trade Rep.: Eddie Murphy, he could talk anyone into anything.
Chief of Staff: Barbara Tripp

Sub-cabinet:

Natl. Security Advisor: Oliver North
Press Secretary: Monica Lewinsky
CIA Director: Jack Ryan
FBI Director: Robert de Niro, (should be good for sorting out the mafia)
Senior Advisor: Richard Nixon
Federal Reserve Board: