Retro I absolutely LUV it when you talk dirty to me but after all, your simply NOT my type sweetheart. Please take your cunt envy and work through some serious kegal exercises with your prostrate. Breathe deep and be one with your spincture. You are destined for great and wondrous things if you can just get past your genetic predisposition for heterophobic hostility.
Certainly you can overcome your own idiocy by simply seeking out and sucking on your own dick. It's not a hard task and I have complete faith in you.
Rock. On.