[Schimid]

TO MY RECIPIENT : I apologize if it hasn't gotten to you by now. I sent it out on the 4th, and with 7-day mail so it should get there soon. Also, I apologize for the (potentially lame) gifts; Chojin can attest to the fact that my EMPLOYMENT PLANS fell through for Christmas just at the last minute. In short, I got fired because I'm 18 and not 21, and they won't pay me for at least another week. But I tried to overcompensate and I hope you like what I got you (at least two of those things are really rare!!)

TO MY SENDER: what the hell, you slacking bastard