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Welcome to my secret Santa story of 2006

Warning: Extremely small child in story.


So i came out of the toilet and WTF A PACKAGE! Hey it's from Seth T Pace?Seth....Tot.......Pace? Seth.....Tragan....Pace? Whatever...I'll find out.



Oh its SethThomas....ok.



Item 1: A picture of John Wayne



A pink monkey with flailing arms...Nice



EDIBLE THONGS! I ALWAYS WANTED THESE! Support for your
jelly bellies and you can eat it



A DVD called 'I was a Teenage Faust'



JAckie Chan ADVENTURES! OMG THE MUST HAVE GAME OF THE CENTURY AND I HAVE IT



Hey come here bitch, my name is John Wayne and i have a quest for you...Get thru all my obstacles and you will get a Wii



And so i was off on my quest given to me by John Wayne. But all of a sudden

HALT! I AM THE MONKEY LORD...YOU MUST SUCK MY COCK TO GET THRU!



NEVER!



YOu WILL SUCK MY COCK! IM GONNA CHOKE YA!



Die you pink lump of PUBIC HAIR!



I surrender...As a gift of you beating me...i will give you my most prized possesion...It's my thong and it tastes good too.*Dies*



Oh YAY! THERE IT IS!



*Gobble* *Gobble*



Oh man those were good, i gotta continue Stop! To get thru me you have to beat my game or suck my cock!



Fine! *MASSIVE GAMING ATTACK*



Oh my circuits...How did you do it? For beating me you get this movie....watch it and your journey will come to an end. *Dies*



Oh theres the movie....i Just gotta watch it and that's it




90 MINUTES LATER.......

Congratulations! You have won the Wii....Naaa im bullshitting...It was all a scam to get you to watch the DVD which emmited rays that will make you die in 60 years...



You MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME THE WII!



Fine....*cough* Just let me die.....*Vanishes*



Yes! I GOT THE WII!!!!!




HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM NINTENDO!