So, even when he's trying to resolve the situation, Gadzooks here does his best to make it apparent that he hates the fuck out of me and doesn't respect any opinions I have, no matter what logic might be behind them. However! He has promoted a fair compromise, and I will cut down on being a prick to him if he does the same for me!
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
Also, I'm deeply grieved at our loss of Willie now that I realize he's probably not coming back like the last few times he left, I'm sorry if I offended anyone.