[Roggs]

My teams:

Chicago Bears, Minnesota Twins
(And though I don't really care much about basketball and hockey, I root for the T-Wolves and Wild when I see them.)

I forgot about Dimitrious Underwood, what a fucking nutcase. And Dennis Green is the biggest joke of a coach ever; I'm glad it was my team that basically ruined his career in the end. Best. Game. Ever.

Seriously, I'm glad my hereditary Bears genes kicked in five years ago, or I probably would have ended up a fan of the NFL's Sad Sack team. On a scale of 1-10 Shakespearean tragic comedies, I give the Vikings a 9.