Jim Carrey - vokills (Gayest term EVAR)
Bob Saget - tourette's-inspired ramblings
Jackie Chan -vocals (He IS a pop singer in Hong Kong, you know.)
Lori Black (Shirley Temple's kid) - bass
Jack Black - Guitar
Sylvester Stallone - Hurtin' bombs
Animal - Muppet Barbarian drums
Ricky's kid from I Love Lucy - drums
Buddy Rich - drums (Fuck metal drummers.)
The drum solo would consist of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtEnHtXj-Xc
(Why the Melvins aren't doing shit like this with their two drummers now I will not understand.)