[FartinMowler]

Jimmy by Fartinmowler

Narrator: a loner and looser and somewhat disoriented young man Jimmy was lost in a world of Bumpkins and Anal pornographers that had ripped through a 14 year olds life in less that a few years.

Jimmy

I had used Duct tape today

Freddy (Jimmy's long time friend (speaks with a Southern drawl)

Don't ask me to peel it off again, I can't stand to hear you cry and see the puss oozing

Jimmy

I Met my soon to be internet wife today

Freddy (pulls out a gun)

My father was in Nam jing Poon a Province of Pang Wang Long and your wife is going to be a whore

Jimmy

What? Why?

Freddy

I want to be on Youtube and you're my ticket to fame

Jimmy

Let me call my momma first (calls his mamma) momma?

Momma

Jimmy, I hope you didn't put Duct tape on your Anus again

Jimmy

I did and Freddy wants to be famous and is going to rip it off and put me on the World Wide Web for all the degenerate disgusting low life people to watch and humiliate me (starts crying and can feel the hair on his anus between the Duct tape)

Momma

(hangs up phone)

Jimmy

Momma?

Freddy

your soon to be wife is actually my sister that has two heads and no anus and I'm going to kill you and take your anus to save her

Jimmy

you were always the smart one Freddy

Freddy

Fuck you Jimmy (starts crying and rips off the Duct tape)

Jimmy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH that just wasn't right

Freddy (pulls out a huge knife and cuts out Jimmy's anus and substitutes it for a Monkey anus)

Jimmy (wakes up from the anesthetic and puts his hand on what used to be his Anus)

It's smooth

Freddy

No more Duct tape

Jimmy (laughs)

Ha ha ha ha ha h a ha no more Duct tape