[Grislygus]

PART 6: A BUNCH OF BORING CRAP IS SKIPPED AND I JUST PUT THE TAIL END OF IT HERE

To axlkoegoskyeg
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shit, got cut off there. You still there?

axlkoegoskyeg
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Yep.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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When you arrive, it as at night, and you are right in the front of the trio...* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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I let Marcus out of his headlock, covertly stealing his gun and whatever else was in his left pocket in the process.

axlkoegoskyeg
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Draco was a tall men. REALLY tall men. Easily over 2 meter high. And he didnt lost much in bodybuild. He was covered with a metalic armor, filled with runes, and had a huge axe in his back.His face was full of scars. Truly the face of a warrior.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya couldnt me more different is she tried, thought. She was only 10 inches taller then Bill, what on that case, wasnt saiyng much. She wore a dark dress and dark mantles. She had a red hair, around Bills colors, and his same rather childish…* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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( Sorry: Where was it cut off? )* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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She had a red hair, around Bills colors, and his same rather childish

axlkoegoskyeg
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Overral, she seemed rather Bill sister then Dracos.* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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And the third person?

axlkoegoskyeg
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Gabriel was a men, average high, average weight, with some colorfull mantles around hin... But he seemed to somehow glow, depending on the light...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: You... I know you...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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I mean, I never saw this weird farmer, nor this cowboy guy before, but I definitively know YOU, Bill...* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"Really? I can't recall. One of those faces, I guess. Marcus, do you- Oh, you were talking about Bill."

axlkoegoskyeg
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Marcus: Typically. The chosen always gets all the attention, doesnt he?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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Oh man, do you remember when you tried to stab Bill in the eye and he punched you in the tit?

axlkoegoskyeg
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Bill: Hey, I got where I am fair and square. Why? Angry because you lost to a guy?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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Funniest dinner party ever

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Well, remember when I tossed a knife at you?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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Yeah, you kind of missed. You know I wasn't even invited to that?

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: That is irrelevant. I am over this for a looong time ago,and we shouldnt revive old rivalities of the pa-* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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He wasn't even the one who spilled wine on you at all, that was me! Fun times.

axlkoegoskyeg
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( All in the sudden, she dissapears... Only so that youcan suddenly realise you have a sword in your neck, and a warm breath, too. )* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: And that is why we shouldnt revive old rivalities...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Draco: Should we stop then/* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Gabriel: And miss all the fun? No way.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Anyway, may I know, what in the hell are you doing here?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"I shoot the man behind me with the gun I stole from Marcus. It's an awkward angle, but his femur is all kinds of shattered. I then point the gun at my own head."

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"I remember something about my bloodline being important."

axlkoegoskyeg
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( Men?Which men? )* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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The person behind me, with the sword?

To axlkoegoskyeg
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OH SHIT, I JUST SHOT THE CHICK

axlkoegoskyeg
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( Well, that was the plan, anyway. But, noticing your plan, she rapidly tosses you away and, with a movement of her sword, cuts the GUN in half. )* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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I drop the gun and look sheepish

axlkoegoskyeg
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( Lol, honestly, I thought you could have figured it all by the context... )* (reply)

grislygus
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The guy was in my pocket! In order for that to occur, it would have had to have gone through my leg and hand

To axlkoegoskyeg
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whoops

To axlkoegoskyeg
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he guy was in my pocket! In order for that to occur, it would have had to have gone through my leg and hand

To axlkoegoskyeg
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lol the other people in chat think I'm a raging maniac

axlkoegoskyeg
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( No, I meant that she cut it when you TOOK it from your pocket... )* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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(... You DID took it from your pocket, didnt you? )* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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I never took it from my pocket! Reached in unnoticed, pointed it back at her, and pulled the trigger

To axlkoegoskyeg
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Shit sucks

axlkoegoskyeg
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Oh.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Never mind, misunderstandment. PS: Amongst other stuffs, she is suppose to be really **** fast... * (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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She can heal that, right

axlkoegoskyeg
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... Why did I typed that**** again?* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Well, luckily to you, yes...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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( And fast, apparently. Right in the front of your eyes, the bullet starts being squiized out. And, when it DOES come out, the cut startsclosing. In a matter of 30 secound,she is fully healed. )* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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I drop the gun and look sheepish

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Note to myself: Kill you in the future.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Anyway, what in the hell did you intended to do here again?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"We're going to kill a guy who wants to eat my soul and damn you all to hell and slavery. That's good enough, right"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Right.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Bill: To be more accurate... How much do you know about Darkus?* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Gabriel: Only what the idiots of the Black Fang Clan told us before getting their ass kicked to death, or somethingclose of that...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Bill:Well, that is just great... In that case, his hiedout probably stays aroundaIllmaterian ruin, probably onewith tunnels to deeper in the underground, where he is originallyfrom...So, ifyoucould...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Well, of course we can, butright now,we are busy dealing with a despot powerfull enought to kill gods that intends to turn our dimmension into a dimmension of nightmare...* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"Well, I understand that. So you can just take this dagger and take care of it later, right? With Marcus instead of me?"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Marcus: STOP ASSUMING THAT I AM BADASS.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Wait, that dagger... Where did you found it?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"I'M NOT, I'M ASSUMING YOU'LL DIE"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Marcus: And that is the part where I say no thank you.* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"YOU WILL DO IT AND LIKE IT, MARCUS. It just showed up in my pocket right before a bunch of jackasses waded in and murdered everything on my farm"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Hmm... Intersting... Short meeting.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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( She, Draco and Gabriel gave a few steps away and started mumbling something to eachother, and then Serpya goes back to you guys and says: )* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Ok, we will go, with one condition... You will have to defeat me in a swordfight...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Bill: Well, that is just greeeat...* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: And, by you, I am talking to Gus here.* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"GOOD LUCK, BILL"

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"Wait, what?"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Yes, you. It is obvious that this dagger is somehow bound to you, or it wouldnt have appeared on your pocket that out of the blue... I am curious to know how far does that bound goes...* (reply)

grislygus
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"I'M A FORTY SEVEN YEAR OLD FARMER! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CONDITION IS THAT?"

To axlkoegoskyeg
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lol whoops "I'M A FORTY SEVEN YEAR OLD FARMER! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CONDITION IS THAT?"

To axlkoegoskyeg
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"You just want my knife!"

axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: Of course not.* (reply)

axlkoegoskyeg
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Marcus: Just a question: If we were strong enought to defeat you, hmm, how do I explain this... WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE NEED YOUR HELP?* (reply)

To axlkoegoskyeg:
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"Moron has a point! You're just a sadist who wants to beat up an innocent old man!"

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axlkoegoskyeg
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Serpya: ... Let us say, you will know what I am talking about. Very soonly.* (reply)

And, no. Sorry guys, I couldn't possibly take any more of this shit and just logged out. There's no way in hell I'm going to answer any more messages from this kid, either.

Also, I bullshitted my age as 26 on my kongregate profile. If this kid IS sixteen, why the hell did he specifically look me up and ask to tell me stories when I'm supposed to be 26? And if he isn't sixteen, CHRIS HANSEN WANTED TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT ELVES AND MAGICIANS