So PLEASE everybody be on your best behavior.
Noob3, kellychaos, FARTINMOWLER, Lotida, Marilyn666, etc, for reasons of security, you will be kindly asked to sit in the corner for a time out.
Esouhlim and Evil Robot, your joint task is to write a welcoming speech, however it must not contain the words CUNT, ******, WHOMP, SNAP, FLOPPY, or CUMDUMPSTER. Hmm. Mayber I should hand this one over to Cap'n. Shit. okay forget the welcoming speech.
Anyway, I still need an MC for the evening. The front runners are Max, Jixby, and despite his hatred of every ethnicity, James.
I still need more volunteers, so don't be shy! This is our big chance to get in big with the Church.
