[Shyandquietguy]

Okay guys, I'm in the church of Micheal Ian Black here. There are no Judaism pitchmen.

After work I got to my car and was warming up the engine when a fellow was all like "Hey buddy can I ask you something?" so I rolled down my window thinking it might be someone down on their luck and their car needs a jump and he hands me a slip and says "You're invited to a church get together you can come if you want." So being the nice guy I am I replied "I'm not really looking for a religion, in fact I'm personally not ready to do any philosophical exploration yet." He just waits until I finish then says "Well it's not a religion, it's about being with God" so I just nod and wait for him to leave and he's all "Hey check this out it's like a comic book" I'm easily mistaken way under my actual age and for some reason I think that's why he decided to use the term "comic book" well anyways he eventually leaves and I start driving off. I turn onto the road and in front of me is a mid-sized S.U.V. and I see the American Flag and next to it is the Star of David. I don't know why the American Flag stood out to me in this story but I definitely know I didn't talk to that guy. Plus he had a military sticker as well.

Seriously, I'm probably a lot nicer than I should be. He's not anywhere near my department and the place is closing down. I may have to wait until next week if he decides to "find" me.