[Kitsa]

I decided to get a box of that new chocolate-flavored Frosted Mini-Wheats to try. I still don't know how I feel but I wish I could have had a trial size instead of the whole damn box.

The cereal would be not-bad except for the fact that inside each one is one or two oblong chunks of what I hope is a solid, powdery chocolate. They kind of weird you out because they're sort of randomly placed inside each little wheat-pillow.

If it was stuffed in there like a chocolate croissant, I could deal with that. If the nuggets were out among the cereal bits, like that new special k stuff, I could handle that. If the chocolate bits were any size and shape other than the precise dimensions of guinea pig poop, I could handle that.

As it is, though, I feel like I'm chowing down on mouse turds.