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Old Jul 27th, 2009, 05:09 PM       
Okay, screw it, I am now convinced that it is possible for people to do something stupid and get their dream job.

I shall now have five pairs of Siamese twins on live tv and use the publicity to get a job as a professional chocolate taster for Sarris.
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