Originally Posted by LordSappington
If I'm really good I can convince the bartender to sell a 16 year old drinks AND make out with her!
I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!"
They seemed to get the hint.