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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 09:21 PM
I want to be buried in a coffin, in case there's some sort of mistake as to whether I'm dead or not. I also want to be buried to the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" and have a blasphemous eulogy read (as I intend to have the WBC get PO'd at me during my life and come to picket when I die).
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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