I IMed Jamesman and told him it was fake and I thought he was behind it
Willem Dafoe and Val Killmer are too big. Yeah, Gary Oldman eats ass, but he would also never get billing before Dafoe and Killmer. Not that Dafoe and Killmer would ever do this movie. If anyone ever made a Castlevania movie, they would go out of their way to make it suck, just to spite me.