[Mockery]

The whole reason for the deadlines is that we wanted to give people ample time for their packages to go out in the mail, especially since mail is notoriously slower during the holiday season. Furthermore, we wanted to allow more time for the gift-receivers to take photos of their gifts and put some amusing stories together, rather than feel rushed with having to post some pics at the last second because their gift arrived late.

Karen, since your gift is going out late, please try to do whatever the fastest shipping option is available. I'm not saying "overnight" it cuz I know that's expensive, but maybe whatever the next fastest shipping option is.