[LordSappington]

When I was eight, my bike came to a sudden stop; I hit my face on a handlebar and got a laceration an inch from my left eye.
In metal fabrication class a kid lit my arm on fire with a torch.
Also in that class, I was focused on splicing some wires, dropped the soldering iron on my arm, and didn't notice for ten seconds.
Then, a couple years ago, I was riding a ripstick down this huge hill, and hit a rock at 30 MPH. I remember having just enough time to think 'Shiiiiiit' before I tumbled twenty feet. I still don't know why I didn't even sprain anything.