[Darren Spooner]

Like Proto said, this story is [i]extremely[i] unoriginal, and if you can think of a cliché about cannibal rednecks of the south, it can be found in it. I guess they took a completist approach to this one. It's sort of funny in places, but meh. I'll be glad to see this title go, but they should have cancelled when Garth Ennis left instead of fobbing this last year's worth of completely pointless stories on us the readership. Am I bitter for not dropping it in time? Well, ever so slightly.